What Is This Really About?

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What is Flex talking about? He's not playing Interscope artists for a reason. And it seems like that reason is because surtent artists cant get played in certain networks... I havent listened to the radio on a consistent basis in years. The last top 8 at 8 i remember was when Juvenile was hot in NY with the Ha song and Jay was on the remix. I guess I need to start listening to the radio again....

Nah, XXL Mag Didn't Say That

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I am a fan of good music. If it isnt good, i dont listen to it. XXL mag did a reveiw of this mixtape. They called Theophilus London a nutcase. With all the bullshit they have co signed over the years (Meoshe Jeans, fake Jordans on Soulja Boy, those advertisements in the back), you would think for once that they would know good music. Ovbiously they dont. Listen for yourself and you determine what it is.

I personally like it because its different. Ive seen Mr. London perform and he has energy. He always has a great set. The beats have me going crazy. My favorite beat on there is Aquamilitia, but the song I like the best is Always Love U. The first time I saw him perform that, I was dying because he took a girl out of the crowd and danced with her. This is something everyone can listen to. Its on my iPod right now with that list of Kanye, Pharell, and Christian Rich.


So without further ado, Download: This Charming Mixtape

Listen to one of my favorite songs on the mixtape:

Buffie The Body Goes In

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The Difference Between A Bitch And A Woman

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Listen. I know this post is going to be real controversial, but I have to do it. Why? Because there are a lot of females out there who get put in this position and dont know why they are called a bitch. Im gonna break it down.....

Definition from Webster's Dictionary: a: a lewd or immoral woman b: a malicious, spiteful, or overbearing woman.

Im not gonna define the word woman because thats too ovbious....

Heres the difference between a bitch and a woman

1. Bitch: Will do anything to get on your nerves because she knows it pisses you off. Woman: Will say what she has to say and leave it at that.

2. Bitch: Always bringing up old shit. Woman: She addresses shit then and there.

3. Bitch: Will show out in front of her friends. Woman: She will pull you to the side or wait until you are alone.

4. Bitch: Will scream to the top of her lungs if she has to, to "win" an argument. Woman: Will state facts to win an argument

5. Bitch: Will threaten to leave you, knowing she doesnt want to. Woman: She will leave you if you make her do so.

6. Bitch: Dependent. Woman: Independent

7. Bitch: Usually affected by peer bitch pressure. Woman: Can think on her own and does not need her friends to do so for her.

8. Bitch: Will accuse you of cheating with every female you know thats not family because shes insecure or is probally doing it herself. Woman: Has no need to accuse you because she's the one that your mom knows and likes.

So tell me, are you a bitch or a woman? 

For All You People Still Living With Your Parents

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     I really dont have nothing against living with your parents if you live in freedom (you have company over, you live in the basement or have your own section of the crib) or you are saving money for the big move. But here is something I advise you not to do. DONT RENT A ROOM! I've been doing it for the past couple of months to move out the house, but my "landlord" is iggin me. She has been iggin me for a while but now she's getting to my boiling point. Bad enough her grandson be runnin at like 8 in the morning like he's practicing for the 2046 Olympics and shit, and her daughter in law (who she don't even like) tried to hide the rent money so we could get kicked out because she thought my girl was tryin to bag her man! And I cant even have sexytime without her trying to compete with my girl on who's gettin it in more. Dont get me wrong, its nice and cozy and my girl rents the other room, but my landlord is gonna wind up being cursed out or my girl is gonna punch her in the face. 

     If youre going to move out, look for somewhere you like. I moved on an emergency impulse because if I didnt, I'd be in jail right now for aggravated assault and my grandmomma and my moms would be crying still. SMH. Get on your craigslist, look in the newspapers, look on nyc.gov, and make sure it is the right move before you actually do so. My girl and I have been looking for somewhere else to move because this is not cutting it. Landlord lookin in my fridge and shit, like what the hell? I wish i would catch a (i almost said it...) in my shit! 

     At first it was cool. 400 a month light and gas included (SWEET....), summertime parties, free food and liquour, good times. Until that one party where a muthafucka looks at me funny like I dont belong. Bitch I pay rent up in this muthafucka! How u lookin at me greasy when I practically paid for that food you eatin and liqour you sippin on? And then u got the nerve to block me from my door? AW HELL NAH! And then gonna give me the wah gwan face like its all good. All I gotta say is Hennesy and half a pack of Newports cooled me down.....

    Point blank, if all is good in the nest you called or still call home for a majority of your life, stay for as long as you can. I dont mean be 35 with your girl and your kids living there, but dont rush to face the hard part of life I call: THE RENT IS DUE...

Peace! 

The 10 Class B Hoodrat Commandments

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WATCH VIDEO IF YOU CAN BEFORE YOU READ

NOTE: THIS IS THE CLASS B 10 HOODRAT COMMANDMENTS. THIS IS NOT TO OFFEND ANY WOMAN FROM THE HOOD THATS WORKING FOR THEIRS. THIS IS FOR THEM CHICKS THAT WONT GET UP AND DO SOMETHING FOR THEYSELF AND THINK A MAN IS SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THEM. REAL WOMEN ARE INDEPENDENT IN MY EYES AND DONT NEED NO SYSTEM OR NO MAN TO SUPPORT THEM!!!

NOW I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE LIKE, "A CLASS B HOODRAT, WHAT THE....", THIS IS WHAT IT IS: THAT CHICK YOU KNOW WITH NO JOB AND DOESNT PLAN TO GET ONE ANYTIME SOON, HAS NO INTERVIEW SKILLS, HER BEST DRESS IS FOR THE CLUB, STAYS HOME ALL DAY, PROBALLY LIVES WITH HER MOMMA, STILL THINKS SHE'S 15 OR 16, INSTIGATING ALL THE TIME, THINKS SHE'S THE SHIT, GOT CREDIT AT THE CORNER STORE, ALWAYS SCHEMIN ON HOW TO GET OVER, AND PROBALLY IS READING THIS RIGHT NOW TELLING HER BEST FRIEND "GIRL LOOK WHAT KWAN WROTE ABOUT YOU, I KNOW HE AINT TALKIN BOUT MY ASS, YOU NEED TO HOLLA AT HIM", KNOWIN DAMN WELL SHE WAS ROLLIN HER EYES WHEN SHE READ THE SHIT BEFORE SHE CALLED HER BECAUSE SHE FELT GUILTY AND OFFENDED! THATS A CLASS B HOODRAT SUMMED UP FOR YA....

THE 10 CLASS B HOODRAT COMMANDMENTS:
1. My man must be a hustler and give me whatever I want.
2. My man must have a car.
3. Every time I get a check, I must go to the club.
4. No matter how ugly I look, my hair always gotta be right.
5. I must have every way possible to reach my man/ baby daddy (cell, house, momma cell number, homeboy cell number, aim, myspace, blackberry, etc.)
6. My friends must be just like me and we have to go way back. (Same block, same school, yall know)
7. I must have a guy "friend" that is willing to spend money on me without me giving him some (weed money, cigarette money, diaper money, cable bill and cell phone bill money, a pair of sneakers with an outfit to match every now and then).
8. My handbag has to match the shoes I have on (gucci purse, gucci shoes duh)
9. My nails must always be on point and my kids (if you have any) always gotta be fly.
10. I must have at least 5 pairs of: Uptowns, Jordans, Timbs, and Air Max's

Anything I missed? Leave a comment.
If this applies to you, you know what you gotta do. GET A MUTHAFUCKIN JOB AND STOP WATCHIN MAURY, JUDGE KAREN, AND VIDEOS EVERY MUTHAFUCKIN DAY WHILE IM OUT HERE WORKIN HARD GETTIN MINE! SHIT! AND THAT GO FOR YALL DUDES (TRYIN NOT TO USE THE N WORD) WATCHIN IT WITH THEY ASS TOO!